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This cliffhanger is just too surreal. I need to know what happened, now. 

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This is just too epic for my mere mortal eyes to bare! 

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Their reactions are just hilarious, especially Law's xD 

Chapter 803

Ah, Cabbage never fails to impress me with his hilarious fanboyism over the Straw-hats. He even worships their ship xD

Luffy... is too forgetful, he forgot what Caesar's name is! Sure, Luffy, sure. He's now known as gassy, he was a jerk anyways. Great to see that Sanji and the others had made it to Zou, although now I'm really curious about how they got away from Big Mom.

Phahahaha, Bartholomew gets ignored by Luffy and the others while trying to say farewell in that extreme fanboy way of his. xD

Oh, god. Kanjuro NEEDS to learn how to draw!! What is that pitiful thing that he drew?! That's how they're gonna get up the elephant?! Uh, no, sorry. That thing is gonna break its back and then you guys will fall into the sea and then there will be no more OP for me to read. And something like that can never happen.

Robin, it's not cute! It'll be the death of you!


... Ok, it is kind of cute, now that I look at it. But no! It'll kill you guys!

Holly molly! Dragon! He's in this chapter! Haven't seen this guy in a few hundred chapters.

 Le gasp! What is he doing on that island?! One of Blackbeard's men, Jesus Burgess! Stay tuned! 

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This is just too awesome for me to handle right now! 

One Piece Film Gold

Hey there! Anyone else excited for the new OP movie coming out in Japan in July? I know I am!
I have a theory that it'll have Kaido of the Beasts in it, because his bounty pic was in Gold. (Oda be foreshadowing like nothing else, xD)

Happy Sanji Year~! We fans will be learning about Sanji's birth, his background, his parents, maybe perhaps even a last name. (Chapter 812 reveals it, guys! READ IT)

Sanji is my favorite character in OP, so I'm very excited to finally learn more about his past. Oda has given him the most foreshadowing out of any other character, I swear. 

Chapter 802

Chapter 802 

I'm back, and so is this chapter review thing I got going on. So, in this chapter, we got a Samurai Straw-hat cover, colored in and all, the full package. Looks adorable. 

On their way to Zou right now. New World just trying to fuck with them, as there is hail the size of my head. 

XD They don't have a navigator with them! Usopp is done with life. They call someone over the Mushi for their navigation... more like nannying than that. Usopp is yelling at them now and its funny. 

Hahahahahaha, the enitre reaction of the crew and Law about their incompetence. 

Gah, I was not ready to see Kizaru! Why are they talking about Whitebeard, though? He's dead. Wait, what?! A son!? I'm confused about this, he has the beard, sure.... but come on, Whitebeard would have had nothing to do with that midget woman! 

They're gonna hunt down Marco and co?!

Woah, Zou is a huge elephant! I did not see that coming! It´s like the turtle island concept, except an elephant. 

Happy times, happy time reading OP.

Chapter 801

Chapter 801 

I honestly have no words for this chapter! The second page in, and Goda is already making me hyperventilate! Is that Lucci I see, why yes, I believe it is! He´s one of my personal favorites and I haven´t seen him since at least 300 hundred chapters ago. ... Don´t share my love for him? The exit is located to your right, or the back button to your left. (You can seriously expect details from me, I´m not a flight attendant for god´s sakes) 

Back to the chapter, it´s awesome because Lucci is part of the government, despite him being blamed for the buster call, so it makes me wonder what has happened for him to be allowed back, into a higher branch of all things. Kind of depressing that it´s the goatee and the bird of all things that made me recognize him... what? Not as if he has a voice. It´s paper, dammit. 

The chapter pretty much brings a wrap to the Dressrosa Arc, which has been going on over a year. (I´m old and patient apparently). 

Aaaaand, here I thought I´d get to see Doflamingo´s face, but noooo, he´s wearing the glasses again. WTF, someone sell me those glasses, it seems that they have a magical charm that makes them reappear on your face even after being king kong punched across a city. (Thanks Luffy, but no thanks, you failed to let me see his face in the end, dammit.) 

What Doflamingo says is pretty ominous, and dammit, I hyperventilated again from that panel of characters, some of which we haven seen yet. Oh, so he gets the sunglasses but not the coat? What kind of logic. He doesn´t look as fabulous without the pink coat. Also, whose the third admiral?! Doflamingo! You need to stop speaking so much, your word bubbles literally block people´s faces! I´d throw you to jail for that, but you´re already on you´re way there! 

PFFFTT! He calls the future war to come ¨The Throne Wars¨! Goda, I believe that was already taken by Game of Thrones.... kind of... yeah, really. Also, Doflamingo, stop talking. 

Le Gasp!! NEW Bounties!!! Awesome, some equality between Law and Luffy, god knows what anger that would have sparked had it not been like that. Everyone increased, xD poor Chopper always underestimated! 

What wait... Sanji.... is wanted alive.... why alive?! Dammit, I´m hyperventilating again! No! That´s the worse cliffhanger ever. I want to know why!

Chapter 800

One Piece Chapter 800 

So we have motherfucking Luffy finally getting pirate allies... like official pirate allies, none of that filler horrible bullshit with Law. That was eye-rape right there if I know any. Really, Peto-sama? Animal crews?! Animal crews from literally hundreds of chapters or episodes ago, if you wanna look at anime wise?! Anyways, I believe I'm supposed to be covering real One Piece crap, made by Goda, not Toei. Damn you, Toei.

Anywho, we get a real pirate alliance. Ah, Luffy I will always adore you. That's my boy, staying away from alcohol, like any good pirate coughzorocough. Also, where the hell is my Sanji? ...The others? Ha! Like, Nami...? Forget her. She's useful... if you want a bikini girl. Damn you, Toei. It's never Goda's fault. Never.

Cavendish acts likes it's an honor for Luffy that he wants to be his ally. Bartholomeo just wants to fanboy, who cares about the other ones. Maybe I'll care for them later, I just need to find my "GiveABearCare" card. It's somewhere in my room, in the dark recesses...

Zoro drinks Luffy's Sake, Luffy is angry, despite not wanting any in the first place. Ah, Luffy, your first mate was just doing you a public service. Fujitora becomes one of my favorite marines, (Smoker is still pretty untouchable for this extreme fangirl) Dammit, Toei! One day, imma sue for the lazy style you've been using 5 minutes of music and recap.... RECAP! (The last episode was last week! Calm yourselves!)..... But, when is the next movie coming out??? I actually like those...... But, I still hate you!

UR MAMA JOKE: ONE PIECE STYLE

Big Mom is so fat that when she entered the Grand line, her stomach was there 2 hours before the rest of her followed in.

When Big Mom went canon balling in the ocean, the New World to be precise, Aqua Lagoon came early.